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IC: This is Azazeal. If you need me, leave a message.

OOC: If you wish to contact Azazeal's mun for any reason, please leave a message here marked OOC and I'll answer as soon as I can.

Date: 2008-12-31 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Azy, Azy Az....You know what the problem with losing your hair in the middle of winter? You're balls try to shrink, and take...well things with them. So it is a shame, really, that I have to do this, but I'm a god my word. And not even my friends are safe.

So, by request of one the hottest women I've yet to bed, You'll have to cuddle the breast for warmth. Not that bad of a deal if you ask me. For the next 24 hours, Azy my pal, You'll be bald kitten.

Oh...neutered of course. We have to be responsible pet owners after all.
Edited Date: 2008-12-31 12:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-01-02 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You would have to add the neutering part, wouldn't you? But no, aside from that, it's really not that bad. And I know just which breast to cuddle up to. *smirk*

Date: 2008-12-31 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Scipio! Come here, boy!"

Whistles for Mark's dog.

Date: 2009-01-02 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*looks at the dog with acute indifference, then takes Hermes advice and snuggles up to the nearest breast for warmth...i.e. jumps on Alexa's lap, and lays down purring*

Date: 2009-01-02 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Oh, don't get too comfortable. You aren't even cute and fuzzy." She was not petting a bald demon kitten. No way.

Date: 2009-01-02 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He looks up, head tilted and eyes wide, meowing softly. Standing on her lap, he steps so that his body brushes against her and rubs his head under her chin. Being a bald feline wasn't so bad really.

Date: 2009-01-02 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Oh, for crying out loud. You're pathetic, you know that?" Shaking her head, she petted the top of his head with two fingers. "I know you think you're real smart, but just wait till all the other demons out there find out you were turned into a bald, ball free, kitten by one of the Greek gods. You're never going to live this down. Oh, and when the Archangels find out? Yeah, it's going to suck to be you."

Date: 2009-01-02 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He didn't feel that pathetic at all. After all, after only a little bit of coaxing she was petting him, albeit reluctantly. However, she did have a point about the other demons. Still, it was only for 24 hours, and he had found a very desirable spot to spend it. He stretched up, giving her a little kitten lick on her chin and purred.

Date: 2009-01-03 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Don't do that." Alexa scolded him and gave him a light swat on the rump. "No licking, no kissing, no doing that paw thing cats do."

Date: 2009-01-09 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He almost hissed at her, but changed his mind, and after appearing to listen to her with head tipped and eyes big and curious, he proceeded to do that paw thing and meow'd that sounded as if he meant. You mean like this?

Date: 2009-01-11 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"That is precisely the thing I told you NOT to do." Picks him up and carries him to the kitchen. "Would you like some cream?"

At least it would give her a good excuse to get him off her lap.

Date: 2009-01-15 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Was that a small shrug of the kitty's shoulders? But the cream did sound good. However, she could hold him a lot better, he feels almost undignified (which for a bald, ballless cat is an achievement!) and he protests...loudly.

Date: 2009-01-20 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Oh, hush. You're even whinier as a cat than you are as a human-ish...thing." Alexa sets him on the floor, and gets a clean dish, then fills it with some cream. In another little saucer, she puts a bit of the leftover salmon from the night before, then puts them on the floor. "Here. Eat this, and I'll go fix you someplace to nap."

Date: 2009-01-22 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Salmon and cream! Well despite her protestations about not liking him, she certainly fed him well. The food was tempting...very tempting... but she was going to walk away, and that would never do. So, with his tail straight up, he weaved between her legs, rubbing against her.

As for a nap, he knew exactly where he intended to sleep.

Date: 2009-01-23 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"What? You have food and cream. Shoo...go eat." Alexa had to hold onto the counter to keep from tripping over him. "You're annoying. If you go eat, I'll let you sit on the couch with me while I read. But I have to go fix you a litter box, so go eat while I do."

Wagging her finger at him, she frowned. "If you don't behave, I'll put you out in the barn with my other cat. He's a boy, with hair and balls. Do I need to draw you a picture?"

Date: 2009-01-02 10:09 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (laughing)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
I like this new minimalist look of yours, Azazeal. I just may yet agree to let Jocelyn have a cat afterall.

Date: 2009-01-09 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Meow." Azazeal nodded approvingly. After all witches should have a familiar and cats were somewhat traditional, if a little stereotypical. He weaved between Faelyn's legs, rubbing against her.

Date: 2009-01-09 11:14 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
You as a familiar, Azazeal? Well...that is definitely one way to look at it!

OOC: Heh...for the first time I think my muse used a contraction in a sentence, but I didn't include it. She said, "What's in it for me?" ROFL

Date: 2009-01-15 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Meow!" And a very good way of looking at it, in his opinion.

(OOC: Yay, I feel that's quite an achievement to nearly get a contraction from her! LOL)

Date: 2009-01-22 01:30 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (under the skirt)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
*Looking down at the cat weaving in and out of her legs.*

We tried that once before - you are all talk, Azazeal, and not nearly familiar enough. *smirks*

But you know what they say, 'dogs come when they are called and cats take a message and get back to you.' *picking him up and looking into his large cat eyes* It is nice to have the advantage for once where you are concerned.

OOC: Ouch! LOL! Yes, he is quite good at getting things out of her - and she cannot resist little swipes at him! *g*

Edited Date: 2009-01-22 01:45 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-19 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Azy! My main man, my bro! Never my ho, but damn you should have been. I've got a present just for you, though. Because we just love breaking your mun's head.

My dear old dad, he's taken a dislike to you. And he thinks you need a healthy dose of fear. And not just any fear, mind you, but penis phobia. That? That is just harsh, but I don't call them...

I deal out the cards as is asked...

But when you aren't hiding from your wee-wee? Give me a call, bro. We can make it up to you some how.

Consider yourself:

Brought to you by HSS: Making your life hell since Lucifer fell.

Date: 2009-05-19 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think I'll make sure that you'll make this up to me. Penis phobia, that is ridicul...*looks down and sees bulge in pants*


Mun whimpers and holds head from all the breaky. lol!

Date: 2009-12-24 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Ah, nothing is as innocent as childhood. In fact, think you need to remember what they feels like. But don't worry. I'm not going to do anything zany like make you a kid. That was so 2005.

Oh no...

I think for you, oh friend....

I think a bit of Rain Man mentality would do you well. Don't you agree?

Have a good 24 hours. Catch you later, my friend.

Consider Yourself,

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