the_scapegoat: (Laughing demon)
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Azazeal.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:

Date: 2009-08-13 05:02 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (cant take my eyes off you)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
A very good question. Which one indeed!

Date: 2009-08-13 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
Well my choice would be Raphael. I think he'd appreciate it. *smirk*

Date: 2009-08-13 05:15 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (Within the cloak of Night)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
And here I thought Gabriel was always the blowhard - both figuratively and quite literally!

Date: 2009-08-13 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
Oh, he is, and he would be next on my list. However, Raphael and I have some unfinished business, as it were.

Date: 2009-08-13 08:16 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (on your knees)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
Well at least on he's on there somewhere. And Raphael was the one who entrapped you? Oh, do let me get my licks in before you destroy him utterly. I have a few things to settle with he and his boss as well.

Date: 2009-08-14 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
Gabriel walks a fine line and is not always far from Falling himself. He won't be difficult.

Yes, Raphael was the one. *smiles* It would be a pleasure to give you some time with him...and Him. I'm sure His head will be reeling by the time you're finished.

Date: 2009-09-17 09:10 pm (UTC)
fannyfae: (I am serious)
From: [personal profile] fannyfae
I cannot wait. *smirk* Raphael and I certainly have that old score of our own. He seems to think the sun rises with him. I think it is because Crowley, Regardie and the absurd Ceremonialists put him first in that ridiculous little Ritual of the Lesser Banishing Pentagram. Yes, that's the one. Idiots.

Stroppy, self-important little bastard. Maybe someone should point that out to Him.

Edited Date: 2009-09-17 09:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-08-14 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Would that make you a dingaling?

Date: 2009-08-14 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
No. It makes me a death knell.

I heard your errant husband decided to drag himself home.

Date: 2009-08-14 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Of course he came home. Why wouldn't he?

Date: 2009-08-14 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
My question would be, why would he?

Date: 2009-08-14 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Because he loves me, and he knows I love him. For better or for worse.

What God has joined together, let no man...or demon...put asunder.

Date: 2009-08-14 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
And it definitely seems to have been the worse. Are you so sure he does know that?

*laughs* That's so quaint you really believe that.

Date: 2009-08-14 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
It has been just fine. Of course I'm sure. I'm always sure of him.

*smiles* It's so adorably delusional that you believe your opinion, or even your presence, has any weight with me.

Date: 2009-08-16 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
I don't know. It took him a while to make up his mind.

It's so charming that you think you can afford to ignore it.

Date: 2009-08-16 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
I'm glad that he did. The issues involved were very important and serious. I feel confident that his decision was a clear one, made from the heart.

Azazeal, you don't seem to get the fact that I don't hate you. I don't fear you. You have no meaning to me, and I really don't factor you into my life in any manner. You have no power with me.

Date: 2009-08-21 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
So it was your confidence you were trying to drown in alcohol and drugs?

Now then, Alexa, you just make that sound like a challenge. *grins* I don't care how you feel, or don't feel, about me. In fact, your apathy might even be useful.

Date: 2009-08-21 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Naughty, naughty, Azzie. Spying around? Can't you find any women who actually find you appealing?

Useful? To what? You getting a life? *yawn* You know, the only thing more pathetic and boring than a bitter, discarded and dried up old demon is a whiny, attention seeking one. Isn't Paris Hilton looking for a new boy toy?

Date: 2009-08-24 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
You should know by now that I hardly need to spy. I just know such things. There are plenty, and as I'm sure you can guess, they can't keep their hands off me.

Never discount yourself, Princess. I could find all kinds of uses for you. Talking of bitter, dried up old things, how is the Roman now he's back home?

Gadriel's is the one to blame for her, an experiment gone wrong, apparently.

Date: 2009-08-24 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Azazeal, what you know about anything, including women, could be etched on the head of a pin, and still have room left over for the Lord's Prayer and the lyrics to 'In a Gadda da Vida'.

My Roman is perfect, as always, and we are very happy. I know you hate that, but it's true.

Everything is always someone else's fault, isn't it, Azzie? Poor little Azzie, always the victim...maybe you need a few sessions with Dr. Phil, to get over yourself?

Date: 2009-08-29 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
Okay, well as you believe that I am so ignorant about women, I'm not going to try and convince you otherwise, but you are always more than welcome to teach me what sexual skills you believe that I'm lacking. In fact, I would enjoy that.

I don't hate it, Alexa, I'm amused that you think that because in the past month or so, you've both been so joyful!

Well, I can't argue with the truth. And you actually may have an idea there...appearing on Dr. Phil might be a lot of fun. It would have to be about dysfunctional families. Juicy stuff.

Date: 2009-08-29 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Azazeal, I don't think that my instruction of sexual skills would be what you need. I think that a bit of kindness, affection, empathy and tenderness is what you lack. You can have all of the technical skills in the world, but without the heart, it's not worth anything.

Life is not some sitcom or romance novel. There will be hard times, as well as good ones. Mark and I stand strong together, even when things are tough. That's what love is...or should be.

Azazeal, you really don't have to create misery, for yourself or others. Wouldn't you like to be loved? Threasured? Put aside all of the games and manipulations. Don't you deserve someone who will absolutely adore you for you? *shrug* I think you're jealous that Mark, despite all his problems and faults, has a woman who loves and accepts him, unconditionally. All of the fighting and snark aside...I think you really could have a woman love you that way, if you would just let them.

Date: 2009-09-09 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
We've already been over this, being what I am pretty much negates those attributes, and I nor those who have enjoyed my company have ever seemed to notice their loss. Mindblowing sex is fully possible without love getting in the way...some even swear by it.

Stand strong together. Right. So explain to me how it's possible to stand strong together when you are thousands of miles apart.

You are forgetting I was loved and treasured once, and that was taken from me, and He who supposedly loved me did His best to destroy me, so no I'm not all with the warm fuzzies. Yes, you accept him so unconditionally that you were prepared to destroy an innocent life for him, and I'm the monster. *smirks* And who says I haven't?

Date: 2009-09-14 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
Yes, but mindblowing sex with love is ten times better.

Oh, Azzie...people are bound by their hearts. Mark and I don't have to be in the same room to be together. You know that.

It wasn't taken from you, Azazeal. Unless I failed to understand my Sunday School lessons, you threw it away. Furthermore, I will not have a child unless both parents want it. *shakes her head* You can't...you're too busy despising yourself.

Date: 2009-09-17 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
No. You've clearly never had sex that mindblowing then.

And all that worrying if he would come home or not, that was the strength of your love.

*laughs* Despise myself! Oh you humans are just so...so...limited. It was taken from me, He would not offer me the chance of forgiveness. But back to you, it makes no difference what the parents desire, abortion is a sin. You wanted to murder your unborn child, just to please your husband. That you lost her anyway means nothing. The thought was in your heart. You're as bad as me.

Date: 2009-09-17 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
I've had sex that is as mindblowing as anyone could ever want.

*quietly* Everyone has doubts, you know. My doubts were not about him, but about me.

You are so limited...in truth. You made a choice. You're like the child who wants a cookie before dinner. You were told no, you took it, you knew the penalty and you now you want to pitch a tantrum because you got exactly what you asked for. I didn't want to murder a child, Azazeal. A zygot is not the same...it was early, and it wasn't fair to either the child or to Mark. *hesitates, closing her eyes* Her...you know it was...NO...I'm not going there. You kill for fun. You ruin lives because you are a petty, self absorbed twat. I chose to save my marriage, and not to put a baby through the curse that Mark lives with. There was no other choice.

And don't you ever presume that I would be as anything as you are. You are without any redeeming qualities.

Date: 2009-09-18 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
You don't want for much then.

Humans have doubts, it's one of your many weaknesses. Doubt if he'd come back, doubt if he'd want to come back, it's all the same.

I made a choice, but it wasn't for a metaphorical cookie, it was to have what all the younger, spoiled children had. But no, not His eldest children, we couldn't taste what He allowed you all to enjoy. My brothers and I only united, we threw no tantrum. He did, and we watched as He destroyed our children. So, I don't gaze happily on child murderers.

Zygot? That old argument on when life begins. She may have only been cells to you, but the soul is formed at conception. I kill, ruin lives because I'm a demon, and you sheep are so easily led astray. Fun, yes, when you provide such good entertainment. But fortunately for you, the choice was taken from you. I wonder if you would be so thoughtful of the Roman if the abortion happened and not the miscarriage, kind of sweeps your guilt away.

Oh, I think I have one or two. *smiles* Oh you are, and he definitely is, but I've told you that before.

Date: 2009-09-20 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-bedof-roses.livejournal.com
*looks at him for a long moment, before reaching out to slap him, hard, across his face*

You are a small, vile, empty little piece of shit, Azazeal. You know nothing, see nothing and are nothing. You know it, and I know it.

Date: 2009-09-20 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1st-of-the200.livejournal.com
*doesn't even try to avoid the slap, blinks revealing spider-webbed eyes and smiles very smugly*

Oh, I love these moments. Be sure to look after your devoted husband. *grins*

Date: 2009-09-20 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dykeinshngarmr.livejournal.com
*rewinds, watches again and again and again, then again in slow motion, while eating crisps*

I never get tired of this show.

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