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Azazeal stands by a bench in a park, sipping a juice box and looking around at the birds chirping in the trees with if he's never seen anything like it before.

OOC: He has been smote

Date: 2009-12-24 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Azazeal, Old Boy! Nice to see you again! What kind of juice have you got there. *grins*

Date: 2009-12-24 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, hello Father! *looks down at juice* It's apple. Would you like some? *holds it out to Him*

Date: 2009-12-24 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, it certainly can't hurt anything now - after you Eve got started drinking it, things just sort of went from there. *takes a sip* Mmmm....delicious! Good thing it took them a little longer to figure out the art of fermentation!

You're looking positively virtuous. I like that. *grins very pleased with himself*

Date: 2009-12-24 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*no idea what God's on about but smiles anyway* I like the taste. It's so sweet and nice.

I'm glad you like it, Father. I like it when You're happy.

Date: 2009-12-24 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes, that's one of the reasons why I forbade it. It serves as a gateway fruit...once you have had apple, then the next thing you know, you're craving pomegranates! You know what happens with those!

I am very happy! *grins* Especially right now. It makes everything so.....justified.

Date: 2009-12-24 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No. What does happen with pomegranates?

*grins back, just because* If it makes You happy, then it must be good and justified.

Date: 2009-12-24 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Well, well, well..."

Zee spots the man, whom she hasn't seen in quite some time, but definitely hasn't forgotten. Approaching from the right, she drags her hand up one arm and across his shoulder and peers around his left side with a devious smirk.

"Look who it is."

Date: 2009-12-24 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*jumps back at her touch* I'm sorry.

Do I know you?

Date: 2009-12-24 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's been awhile, but think hard. *looks out at the tree he was looking at, motioning to it*

Well, that's okay. Maybe you just need some reminding..

Date: 2009-12-24 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*looks from her to the tree, visibly concentrating*

I must have forgotten. *nods* A reminder would be nice, thank you.

Date: 2009-12-24 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's so hard to find other real virgins these days!

Date: 2009-12-24 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Apparently something of a rarity and a bit beyond your experience. Oh this is too rich!

Date: 2009-12-24 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes...probably. I've never experienced much. My Father says it is a very bad world.

Date: 2009-12-24 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That it is! Most definitely! But then you can have fun with it! I had always heard differint things about you, however, Azazeal. I was always told that no woman could really resist you.

Date: 2009-12-24 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You can? Father told me I should stay away from it. You have? Nice to meet you, but I don't know your name, sorry.

*confused* That's silly, isn't it. It doesn't even make sense.

Date: 2009-12-24 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your Father doesn't sound like he has too much fun! *mock pout then a smile* He must have not spent too much time at my Court!

I am Elizabeth Tudor. And I am surprised you don't remember me! You used to whisper to me all the time when I was in my prayer closet telling me to do all sorts of wicked things!

Date: 2009-12-25 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
He has much important work to do. You have a Court?

I don't remember you. I think you have me mistaken because why would I tell you to do "wicked things"? I don't even know what those are.

Date: 2009-12-24 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*Looking at her childhood friend, Jocelyn de Rochefort's eyes get wide* Azazeal? Azazeal!

We should have a tea party! :)

Date: 2009-12-24 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hello Jocelyn! How wonderful to see you again!

*eyes light up* Oh yes, they are always so much fun. And we should bring Zool as well!

Date: 2009-12-24 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yes! Zool! ANd we can have musketeer cookies and chop them up and make them scream!

*whips out the cartwheel sized Edwardian tea hats* And we should both wear these!!!

*runs to get her teapot in a childlike flail. But while her back is turned a ratty looking Chihuahua enters into the room and goes straight over to Azzazeal, sniffs him briefly and begins humping Azazeal's leg. Ther is a distinct look of animal-desperation and deterimination on its little face. *

Date: 2009-12-24 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh yes! *grabs a hat and proudly puts it on* But why should we hurt the musketeer cookies? What have they done to us aside from taste good?

*sits happily waiting while Jocelyn gets the teapot. Is totally blindsided by the ratty Chihuahua* Hello there....*goes to pet him but is shocked to see him pounce his leg and go to work* What? What's wrong, doggie?

Get down, good doggie. Get down....What are you doing!?

Date: 2009-12-24 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*While Jocelyn is still rooting to find her favourite stuffed toy, the Chihuahua is still busy working himself to a frenzy on Azazeal's leg, eyes bulging and watering. With a satisfied squeak, the creature collapses against the fallen angel's ankle momentarily before running off leaving a little (very) damp spot on the pants leg of the object of his affections. Just then, Jocelyn, having found her toy skips in and plops down in her seat*

Yay!! I found Zool! You know, Azazeal, he's my favourite toy of all time! I sleep with him ever-s-close. *she cocks her head slightly* But you know, every time I sleep with him, he ends up nestled inside my nightdress. Wierd, isn't it?

*looking up and noticing Azazeal's expression* What's the matter? Azazeal? I just made the tea and the Musketeer cookies! Aren't they good?

Date: 2009-12-24 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*gigglefit* I think this has got to be one of the best reasons why Chihuahua's are My favourite dogs!

Date: 2009-12-25 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*pouts* He didn't seem very nice, Father.

Date: 2009-12-25 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*Azazeal looks down aghast at the Chihuahua, not that he really has a clue what the horny little dog is doing. He pulls his leg back as the dog collapses and then runs off before gingerly poking at that damp spot.*

*looks up at Jocelyn when he hears her question* There was a dog. He hugged my leg, and then I think he tinkled on it. *is soon distracted and grins as he sees Zool* I think he just likes to keep you warm.

The cookies look really nice, though. Can I have one, please?

Date: 2009-12-25 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*Jocelyn looks at Azazeal, surprised* A dog? I don't have a dog. Hmm...are you sure you didn't imagine it and just spill tea on your leg and are teasing me? *eyes him suspiciously* You're always telling me stories....although I really LIKE your stories!

*hugs Zool tight at the centre of her chest* I think I love to just hug him so much, he must like to keep me warm!

*Jocelyn puts down her beloved stuffed animal and picks up the plate that heaped high with musketeer cookies to Azazeal. Only a few are decapitated with their little heads tucked under their cookie arms that hold licorice swords* Oh, yes, please do!

Date: 2009-12-24 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*stares, smirks, snickers*

"Mark! Baby, you gotta see THIS!"

Date: 2009-12-25 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hello there! I hope you and your husband are really happy now.

Date: 2009-12-25 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Deliriously happy, thanks, Azzie!

Date: 2009-12-25 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm so glad! You were so sad a little while ago, it made me sad too. Merry Christmas to both of you.

Would you like some juice?

Date: 2009-12-25 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*eyebrow lift* What, exactly, is in that juice?

Date: 2009-12-25 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's apple juice. *sips a bit* It's really good, although Father said it makes you crave pomegranates. I'm not sure what He meant by that.

Date: 2009-12-28 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hmmm...I wonder. *grin*

You're kind of cute like this, Azzie.

Date: 2009-12-29 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You wonder what? *totally guileless*

Er, thank you?

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